Letter 1
Form 27-B, the bane of all who dare to fill it out.
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Letter 1: The Futility of Form 27-B
Dear [Name],
We, the Ap Prophets, have reviewed your Form 27-B, and we are pleased to inform you that it is complete and utter nonsense.
Please do not bother filling out any more forms. It will not change the outcome.
Sincerely, The Ap Prophets
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Form 27-B, the bane of all who dare to fill it out.